Happy Celebrations Day, Franistanians! Today is the day that everybody celebrates celebrations! As a reminder, you must wear a dress that is orange, for orange is quite a celebration-y color. There is a celebration dance in town square tonight, where there will be food, dancing, and celebrationing. Furthermore, nobody is allowed to be glum on Celebration Day. If so, please excuse yourself from the festivities and go sit on a rock and think about your behavior in a secluded part of Franistan. It is not polite to spread a bad attitude to anyone on such a day of pure ecstasy.
Unfortunately, Hercules cannot possibly attend tonight, he is busy defeating the Nemean Lion, who he tells me is not much accustomed to the idea of grooming oneself.
If you find yourself ill on Celebration Day, please see the healer in the Franistantial Healing Facility, like you do whenever you're feeling faint.
I wish you to have many reasons to celebrate on this day of celebration.
Emynie Ivory
Mahjarincess
Franistan
Embassy
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Thanks Given Day
Dear Followers,
I have been informed of the Atlantean Holiday called Thanks Given Day. Even though it is about over, I expect everyone to celebrate it. If not, PUNISHMENT (See punishments a,b, and c)!!!
My List:
1.My Kingdom
2.Subjects
3.My Fellow Rulers
4.My Advisors
5.Organization
6.A Cool Name
7.Czarincess Kendallyn Emeri Omylia
8.Emberincess Thalia May Ebony
9.My Head Counselor
10.My Royal Advisor
11.Decrees
12.Kae and Meg
13.An Alter Ego
For those of you who are scratching your heads at the seemingly meaningless names I wrote, I am happy to inform you Franistan has two new neighboring kingdoms. One is Guandinavia, which is ruled by Czarincess Kendallyn Emeri Omylia. The other is Everlast(everlist), which pays tribute to Emberincess Thalia May Ebony. They and I hope to work together to form a powerful embassy in the sky.
Unrelatedly (Is that a word?), my Head Counselor and Royal Advisor have not yet given me their opinions on what competitions should be in the Games. Please do. Or else.
I also would like it if my followers would comment on the Games, too. I would like to know their opinion.
Emynie Ivory
Mahjarincess
Franistan
I have been informed of the Atlantean Holiday called Thanks Given Day. Even though it is about over, I expect everyone to celebrate it. If not, PUNISHMENT (See punishments a,b, and c)!!!
My List:
1.My Kingdom
2.Subjects
3.My Fellow Rulers
4.My Advisors
5.Organization
6.A Cool Name
7.Czarincess Kendallyn Emeri Omylia
8.Emberincess Thalia May Ebony
9.My Head Counselor
10.My Royal Advisor
11.Decrees
12.Kae and Meg
13.An Alter Ego
For those of you who are scratching your heads at the seemingly meaningless names I wrote, I am happy to inform you Franistan has two new neighboring kingdoms. One is Guandinavia, which is ruled by Czarincess Kendallyn Emeri Omylia. The other is Everlast(everlist), which pays tribute to Emberincess Thalia May Ebony. They and I hope to work together to form a powerful embassy in the sky.
Unrelatedly (Is that a word?), my Head Counselor and Royal Advisor have not yet given me their opinions on what competitions should be in the Games. Please do. Or else.
I also would like it if my followers would comment on the Games, too. I would like to know their opinion.
Emynie Ivory
Mahjarincess
Franistan
Saturday, November 21, 2009
I have heard some people calling me the 'majerinsess' instead of the 'maharinsess'. If anyone does this again, they will be forced to eat someone else's spit!!!
Other then that, I am well pleased with what the community has been doing. We have finished our Franistantial Visitor Center!!! We don't have any visitors yet, but I'm sure they would appreciate the center if they were here.
Emynie Ivory
Mahjarincess
Franistan
Other then that, I am well pleased with what the community has been doing. We have finished our Franistantial Visitor Center!!! We don't have any visitors yet, but I'm sure they would appreciate the center if they were here.
Emynie Ivory
Mahjarincess
Franistan
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Dear Franistanians,
Congratulations on arriving safely. I see all of you followed my instructions and have come properly uniformed. Great. You all have passed my first test and achieved my ultimate happiness, which means everybody gets presents!!!! I have also taken the liberty of making today Settling Day, which implies today a no-work day!!!!! Instead, you guys can help me think of all the games that should be in the Franistantial Annual Games!!! If you have a suggestion, please contact me immediately. Do not bother going to the Recreational Director, he has sadly disappointed me and my followers. He is on probation for trying to sabotage the Games. Needless to say, he will be forced to leave our beloved home, Franistan.
Fortunately, we can make up for the missed work on the Games with the new Head Counselor, who has yet failed to give me her name. She has recently gone by the name Kaeley, but now that she is of such a high position, she is eligible for a name change. The positions for Messenger, Counselor A, and Recreational Director are now open. Anyone can apply.
Emynie Ivory
Mahjarincess
Franistan
Congratulations on arriving safely. I see all of you followed my instructions and have come properly uniformed. Great. You all have passed my first test and achieved my ultimate happiness, which means everybody gets presents!!!! I have also taken the liberty of making today Settling Day, which implies today a no-work day!!!!! Instead, you guys can help me think of all the games that should be in the Franistantial Annual Games!!! If you have a suggestion, please contact me immediately. Do not bother going to the Recreational Director, he has sadly disappointed me and my followers. He is on probation for trying to sabotage the Games. Needless to say, he will be forced to leave our beloved home, Franistan.
Fortunately, we can make up for the missed work on the Games with the new Head Counselor, who has yet failed to give me her name. She has recently gone by the name Kaeley, but now that she is of such a high position, she is eligible for a name change. The positions for Messenger, Counselor A, and Recreational Director are now open. Anyone can apply.
Emynie Ivory
Mahjarincess
Franistan
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Welcome Future Franistanians
Welcome Future Franistanians! I look forward to leading you all.
Instructions: As you board the 'Skyventurer' please remain in an orderly fashion. Do not distract the captain or freak out as you start to travel upward. Also, please note that all Franistanians must pick up up their preordered uniforms at the vessel's pick-up area. Failing to do this will lead to the carefully viewed and approved punishments that include:
a)digested in the stomach of a horrible creature
b)thrown off of Franistan to your ultimate doom
c)frogification
If you find these disciplinary techniques cruel, horrifying, or slightly strange, please go to the Franistantial Administration and Information Center, which is conveniently located next to the Franistantial Prison and Asylum. The Franistantial Prison and Asylum is emptied every Tuesday(see disciplinary technique b). If you think a Franistanian in there is innocent, do not hesitate to go to in and demand a trial. They will then make sure that brain works, because I will not have numskulls in Franistan and I definitely will not have rule breakers.
On a more pleasant topic, we are coming up on the Franistantial Annual Games. These games have been thoroughly looked at by professionals and they assure us that the games are perfectly acceptable and no one should be injured, maimed, dead, or singed. To sign up, please visit the Franistantial Recreation Center and talk to the Recreational Director there. He will then ask you to fill out a form saying that you take full responsibility for anything that happens to you and will not blame me, Mahjarincess Emynie Ivory, for any happenings,etc.
With Love,
Mahjarincess Emynie Ivory
Instructions: As you board the 'Skyventurer' please remain in an orderly fashion. Do not distract the captain or freak out as you start to travel upward. Also, please note that all Franistanians must pick up up their preordered uniforms at the vessel's pick-up area. Failing to do this will lead to the carefully viewed and approved punishments that include:
a)digested in the stomach of a horrible creature
b)thrown off of Franistan to your ultimate doom
c)frogification
If you find these disciplinary techniques cruel, horrifying, or slightly strange, please go to the Franistantial Administration and Information Center, which is conveniently located next to the Franistantial Prison and Asylum. The Franistantial Prison and Asylum is emptied every Tuesday(see disciplinary technique b). If you think a Franistanian in there is innocent, do not hesitate to go to in and demand a trial. They will then make sure that brain works, because I will not have numskulls in Franistan and I definitely will not have rule breakers.
On a more pleasant topic, we are coming up on the Franistantial Annual Games. These games have been thoroughly looked at by professionals and they assure us that the games are perfectly acceptable and no one should be injured, maimed, dead, or singed. To sign up, please visit the Franistantial Recreation Center and talk to the Recreational Director there. He will then ask you to fill out a form saying that you take full responsibility for anything that happens to you and will not blame me, Mahjarincess Emynie Ivory, for any happenings,etc.
With Love,
Mahjarincess Emynie Ivory
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