Welcome Future Franistanians

Welcome Future Franistanians! I look forward to leading you all.

Instructions: As you board the 'Skyventurer' please remain in an orderly fashion. Do not distract the captain or freak out as you start to travel upward. Also, please note that all Franistanians must pick up up their preordered uniforms at the vessel's pick-up area. Failing to do this will lead to the carefully viewed and approved punishments that include:
a)digested in the stomach of a horrible creature
b)thrown off of Franistan to your ultimate doom
c)frogification
If you find these disciplinary techniques cruel, horrifying, or slightly strange, please go to the Franistantial Administration and Information Center, which is conveniently located next to the Franistantial Prison and Asylum. The Franistantial Prison and Asylum is emptied every Tuesday(see disciplinary technique b). If you think a Franistanian in there is innocent, do not hesitate to go to in and demand a trial. They will then make sure that brain works, because I will not have numskulls in Franistan and I definitely will not have rule breakers.

On a more pleasant topic, we are coming up on the Franistantial Annual Games. These games have been thoroughly looked at by professionals and they assure us that the games are perfectly acceptable and no one should be injured, maimed, dead, or singed. To sign up, please visit the Franistantial Recreation Center and talk to the Recreational Director there. He will then ask you to fill out a form saying that you take full responsibility for anything that happens to you and will not blame me, Mahjarincess Emynie Ivory, for any happenings,etc.



With Love,

Mahjarincess Emynie Ivory